Today on Hello! This is the Doomed Show, Richard and I bite our tongues and attempt to answer the age-old question: How much goulash could a ghoulie gobble if a ghoulie could gobble goulash? In the dark of a toilet bowl, they assemble-- A flying raccoon! Your ugly aunt! Tiny, wet James Carville! In this satanic audio ceremony, your ghoulish hosts endure Ghoulies (1984) and wonder aloud if these crazy slime-kids will ever battle the horrors of illiteracy and make their way To College. So pop on your 3-D glasses, slap on a living Ghoulie bracelet, hug your nearest Toad Boy, and keep an eye on the teleporting clown puppet. Remember: You don't love us, you just pretend, and we'll get you in the end.
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