What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? A winged zombie? No! It's a-- fear projection? On this episode of Hello! This is the Doomed Show, your intrepid investigative journalists Richard and Jeffrey, colloquially known as the "Woodpecker & Birdseed" of hard-hitting ornithology exposés, travel to Louisiana with an Italian film crew in search of random acts of bird violence. Instead, they discover the forgotten sexy origins of Nintendo, the future-flouting tuition rate at Yolo University, and the bigfoot-like teleportation abilities of the mythical ivory-billed woodpecker. Yes, these two cockatoos watch Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1987), a film in which no birds are harmed, and then squawk at you about it for over an hour. Their little bird hearts never give out. Make sure to clean their cages or else they'll use their weird bird toes to throw acid in your face. Just ask Robert Vaughn's eyeballs.
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